doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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