What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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