Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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