My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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