we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got her a Nickelback box set.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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