I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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