it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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