we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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