Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
