I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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