i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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