the condom got lost in my hair
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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