that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Shame - the story of my life.
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