Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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