Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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