he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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