She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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