I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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