Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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