shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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