I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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