Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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