found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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