I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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