Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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