One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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