May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am one with the molecules
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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