i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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