She said her name was "party"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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