So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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