It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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