i permit you to call me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
God I need to hump something, right now.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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