just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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