can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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