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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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