I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i think i have two assholes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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