If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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