Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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