Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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