Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you win again, gameday.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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