This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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