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• (817): View more from Texas

  despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

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  thats actually pretty good logic

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person

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• (805): View more from California

  We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place

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• (315): View more from New York

  she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

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  THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?

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  Google chlamydia.

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