doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
