Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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