what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
