oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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