Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm jealous of your bromance
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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