Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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