Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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