so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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